A few years ago I had to have a bone scan in an attempt to figure out what was causing widespread joint pain. Upon viewing the results, the doctor asked me if I’d ever been in a serious car accident. I told him only for the first 20-odd years. Most people name patches of grey hair after relatives who have caused them alot of worry over the years. I name aches after the various people from my past who worked so hard to create injuries with such precision and stamina. 🙂
Part of survival is being able to make *anything* funny.