The Monty Python troupe have an absolutely hilarious sketch on the subject of the food. I have what I hope is a decently funny comment on the emails.
Every week I save the best spam subject lines for my best friend to see. Some of them are hysterical. Most of them want me to increase the size and/or performance of various body parts, some of which I don’t have. A few, though, have asked questions I can’t answer. For instance, I don’t know whether I need a blz!p (last week’s winner of Most Original Subject). If I do need one, however, I know exactly where to find it.
Then there are questions like the one I got today– ‘Can you use a phone?’
I wonder, are the spammers lonely? Do they wish to be phoned up by the people they’re spamming? If so, I definitely have words for them.