I always say I’m as graceful and elegant as an elephant on roller skates. Today proved it.
My recent altercation with my housemates got physical, and I ended up with a few bruises. Nothing serious, but unacceptable nonetheless. Today, however, I fractured my elbow all on my own. I accidentally hit it against a car door, which seems innocent enough. Never one to do things half way, though, I hit it directly and hard enough to crack it. Nice, no?
And it’s really hard to type with one hand, so I’ll end this post now. Argh.